Sceptic Poems

macca
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Sceptic Poems

Post by macca »

]THEY DIED OF COVID 19 (Mike Smelt 2020)

My Grandma had a heart attack
But she died of Covid 19
Well she was old and sick and frail
It was for the best, I know that sounds mean
My mates Uncle committed suicide
But he died of Covid 19
He’d been depressed for some time beforehand
After being forced into quarantine
Dave dad, well he choked to death
But he died of Covid 19
It was a really sad turn of events
He was eating a loaf of Soreen
His brother was eaten by Piranhas
But he died of Covid 19
He went for a swim in the Amazon
And he coughed, the last time he was seen
Stuart’s uncle got run over by a bus
But he died of Covid 19
He’d been forced to wear a face nappy
And he didn’t see it coming, poor Dean
Peter’s son got bitten by a Great White
But he died of Covid 19
He’d been out swimming from his patrol boat
And was seen spluttering by his fellow marine
Prince Philip crashed his Land Rover
But he died of Covid 19
His missus told him he shouldn’t be driving
It’s the last time he saw the Queen
Old Mary got food poisoning
But she died of Covid 19
She’d eaten a dodgy prawn sandwich
That had turned her totally green

I don’t know about you, but it’s not very clear
Who has actually died from Covid 19
There will be years of accusations and cover ups
And the truth will never be seen.

Truebluealan
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Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2020 7:33 pm

Re: Sceptic Poems

Post by Truebluealan »

You couldn’t make it up!!!!

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